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lubriCUNT

lubrication for the cunt

lubriCUNT can also be used on other parts that need lubrication.

My bike chain was stiff so i greased it with some lubriCUNT

whilst bumming are lass, i nearly snapped my banjo string, if only i had some lubriCUNT.

by i'm cocknose till i die October 2, 2008

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soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die October 2, 2008

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