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'Sinda kounds like': a phrase that kinda sounds like 'kinda sounds like' = irony bro.
Cotton (misspeaks): Man I have to take Mall to the mom, er Mom to the mall.
Mitchen: Huh? Really? Sinda kounds like you can't talk, son!
Cotton: Hey man, that guy's a douche, talks all day about how he hates all non-whites!
Mitchen: Yeah dude, he's a straight gigabigot fo' sho'.
Chip off the ol' block, being similar to ones father.
"wow he has his father's temper!"
"Yeah, he's a Drip off the ol' cock alright!"
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When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.
Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
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