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Beautiful blonde bitch boy from Kalos that makes his shrimp fry rice. My friend hates him because he killed their flaming fire fuck fox on their nuzlocke but oh well. I like him. I wanna smack his pale ass cheeks and watch them jiggle. He will go "OH HON HON, MORE, S'ILS VOUT PLAÃT!" like the Frenchie he is.
A lot of people hate him. I don't see why. He'd make an amazing house wife
My housewife, Siebold, is cooking me dinner when I get home.
That one guy who CLAIMS to be a scientist but we all know what he really is- UhHhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk a lotta people wanna fuck him i think that's pretty noteworthy. why do you all wanna do such things to him. you know what? understandable tbh i can get behind that
i wanna break the stupid nerd glasses off his stupid nerd face into a billion little pieces and watch him cry lol
Colress. AAAAAAUUUHGGGHHH
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Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.
"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"
"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."
It's ya boy. I like him a lot. He probably stinks quite a bit since I've never seen a single shower or bathroom in Po town, Plumeria probably has the only one and doesn't let anyone in there so they don't fucking trash it. Can't blame her.
That being said, his hair is most likely greasy (don't let the cottony look fool you) and I'd love to dip some slices of potato in there that i will then turn into french fries. Mmm hair grease. I'd also pound him.
Guzma kicked me in the fucking ass and called me a really bad thing that I can't reclaim!
His name is Emmet. He is a subway boss. And he will absolutely pummel you.
Emmet destroyed my team and almost ate me alive, I'm glad I made it out of Gear Station with my life
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She's definitely the type of lady to wear weird ass perfume that smells like "Magnifique Sécrétions du Power" (however the fuck that is supposed to smell) and you can smell her from a god damn mile a way, that is if you don't hear them god damn stiletto heels jabbing into the floor first. Have you ever read a Series of Unfortunate Events? Well, there's this evil lady in there who fucks Count Olaf i think and her stilettos would get stuck in the floors of this place everywhere she walked because they were as sharp as daggers. That's how I imagine her. Now imagine her stepping on you
Lusamine fucking scares me, but everytime she looks at me, I also get a massive boner
The green fuck from aether paradise who my pal desires carnally. A lot of people think he's really ugly, some think he's alright enough to consider okay, others (such as my friend) desire him in a way I don't really understand but to each their own.
I really like Lima beans i know he's not a Lima bean but what if he was. I'd eat him. I fucking love lima beans they're so god damn good. A little salt and some pepper and they're an absolute delight...Faba would be, too, if you sprinkled on those things. Oh! And add a little butter to him, too, to make him nice and slippery.
Faba is so slippery such a slippery man oh so slippery, what a slippery guy