rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

gunner, heat, pc

war thunder but better

commander: "gunner, heat, pc! traverse left"
gunner: *traversing left*
commander: "steady... on"
gunner: "identified"
commander: "fire"
gunner: "on the way"
commander: "this is better than war thunder, we can talk, yeah?"

mnbvzxclkjhasdfgpoiuqweryt

so so bored, you have done everything else, so you type the whole keyboard, starting at m, going 4 down each row, moving to the other side of the row, and continuing until that row is complete, in which you then move up one row and complete

p1: "I'm so bored"
p2: "mnbvzxclkjhasdfgpoiuqweryt"
p1: "🤑"

skibidi gods

you pray to these when getting a vaccine

kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"