No Shit

A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.

Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"

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dude

A word having many universal meanings.

1) A person
2) A word used to address someone
3) An exclamation
4) A problem
5) An adjective

Synonymns: man, holy shit, Pablo, etc

1) That dude is SO on weed.
2) Dude, you got the goods?
3) Dude! That guy is slammin'
4) WHAT is your dude?!
5) Those pants are so dude...

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That's a good story, tell it again

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.

"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."

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