Society

That thing you blame for the mistakes you made in your life
Also the most popular fall guy until George Bush

-Yo Joe, why you rob that bank?

-Dude that was society's fault man

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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

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mkeh

Way of saying okay, particularly used when one wishes to express his indifference.
Much like 'meh', but more affirmative.

person: Hey Jules, wanna watch me play supermarioland? I can get all the way to level twelve and even beat Tatanga...
Jules: mkeh.

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