clementine

One of the few lucky girls who have an interesting name that is still pretty and works well with surnames. Clementines are pretty and fun but not stupid or annoying. The thing that annoys Clementines the most is people calling them 'tangerine' or 'satsuma' if you call a clementine this they will never ever be your friend or like you ..... trust me

A new girl walks into a classroom. She is very pretty and has an air of confidence and intelligence about her.

Teacher: So this is our new girl sorry what's your name?
Clementine: Clementine
Teacher: Can I just call you tangerine? 'smiles'
Clementine: Piss off you stupid arse

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