Yumbles

A word used by the mentally deranged.
If you hear someone saying this, run

Sam: "Do you want a brownie? I have brownies. Here's a brownie."
Keith Moon: "omg this is so amazing"
Sam: "..."
Keith Moon: "..."
Sam: "..."
Keith Moon: "Yumbles"
Sam"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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Hexagonist

the person who is sixth in importance in a book, film, tv show, or other form of media; after the protagonist, duerotoagonist, tritoagonist, tetragonist, and heptagonist.

jeff: "did you know that Hagrid is the hexagonist of Harry Potter?"
mary: "WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!"

Sexal

base 6, also known as hexal, duoduoduol, trihenduol, henpental, or henquadrihenal

sexal is a method of counting that includes only 6 digits: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (not 6, 7, 8, or 9)
used in the computer sciences when representing 2 and a half bits

sexal is also very useful for when you hate the number six, with it's nasty curves, and the petrid semicircle above it, like some deranged flesh umbrella, and thus want to avoid using it no matter what

bob: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 11, twel-"
rebecca: "NO CHILD OF MINE WILL USE SEXAL IN MY HOUSE"
bob: "fiinnneeee i'll use heptal"