Collar Popping Syndrome

An epidemic that is spreading across private schools across America. Rich fuckups that feel the need to protect their necks are especially likely to contract Collar Popping Syndrome, or C.P.S. The disease involves a person wearing a button down shirt with the collar flicked up. Not only is this hazardous to personal health but it is also a mortal sin. Anyone, preppy or not, who catches C.P.S. will surely be damned for it.

"Oh my god!! look at those fuckups at the country club, they all have collar popping syndrome. Also see Stang Banga

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stang banga

A term used to describe any collar-popping pothead who meanders the corridors at Bishop Stang High School

Almost every student wearing a polo shirt at Bishop Stang High School.

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