mitch headberg

the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!

waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!

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mussy

when a man tucks his genitals between his legs so that from far away it looks like he has a pussy a man-pussy (mussy).

hey dawg watch me cram my penis and my ballsack between my legs so I can look like a whore.

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condoms

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.

condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.

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kmart

stands for "kuz mexicans are rich too." a cheap store mostly consisting of cheap merchandise, where only poverty stricken citizens shop.

hey look that kid is wearing kmart shoes. lets beat him up!

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hung

1. my middle name
2. my middle leg
3. to have your penis so large that you are able to knock the bottom of females pussies out. so that they believe that they have been on their period for months due to the fact it wont stop bleeding

dumb bitch: "I have to go to the doctor my pussy wont stop bleeding"
doctor: "no your not on the rag, your cervex has been knocked into your throat due to too much rough sex, I suggest you due two things
1 you stop that immadiatly
2 introduce me to that man that is so well HUNG

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junior high

a place where kids CANNOT keep a boyfriend or girlfriend for more than two weeks. a place meant for learning but is mostly used for social and other purposes. usually for kids in 7th and 8th grade often ages range from 13-15, but there are a lot of people out there that are 35 and are still in jr. high. and still havent had a mate for over two weeks

boy 1 he buddy look I'm in jr hiiiiiiiiii
boy 2 hahahaha u sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked
boy 1 hahaha u squeeeeeeeeaked too
both together sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

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girth

how fat your penis is.

I got so much girth, that when I feed the geese I can't even touch my fingers, they won't reach

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