WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit

person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down

K.F.C

Kentucky fried children

Child: Can we go to KFC
mom: Do not worry I can fry you at home

Child: Can we go to K.F.C
mom: Do not worry I can fry you at home