E.T.

An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy

COCAINE IS FUCKING AWESOME - E.T.

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Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot

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Commiefornia

A term used to describe all the far-left policies that California has ever created in the country. Their policies may be more radical than in Canada, but it'll once be more liberal than in Europe overall. People wished that it actually becomes independent, but the people inside this state will keep voting against Calexit to stay in America to run over the economy. And this is why right wingers in California want to create the state of Jefferson.

Left-winger: Come to California. They say it's all cool down there
Right-winger: Fuck no. I don't want to come to Commiefornia. I don't want to get harrassed by Feminazis and SJWs. Plus I don't have any gun rights to scare them away

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Torontard

Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian

But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality

Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo

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Western Spy

A non-Slav white person hiding among other Slavs. They are easy to spot by a lot of things such as: dislike of vodka or/and kvass, not eating shelled semechki, and squatting with his feet not being flat to the ground

Boris: What are you doing blin???
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!

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Florida Woman

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

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