Noel

Noel is that kid in class that plays games on his chromebook and screms when i dies in that random browser game. The Noel has never done homework in 10 years and when his parents force him to do homework he slap them.
Noel is the guy that never seen a girl online outside a pornvideo. Noel is the shortest guy in class and he is shorter than all the girls.

girl: hey Noel

Noel: yes
Girl: why are you so short. i hate short guys

Noel: starts crying.

Noel: dad is it anyway i can get taller
Noels dad: you must drink milk.

Noel: do we have any milk?
Noels dad: no we don't but i can go away and buy some. but it will take "some time" *dad has left for milk*