morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

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lachlan

A bastard

Me: "Hey, you are a bastard!"
Lachlan: "Oh, you're so funny!" (gay voice)

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turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

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