Matt Bellamy

lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.

matt bellamy: hi, im that guy from muse. heres my email address. will you have sex with me?

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