twinger

A redheaded identical twin. In addition to being exceptionally rare, they are also likely to be smarter, funnier and more attractive than you.

Student A: "Yo! Did you see that? Twingers!"
Student B: "Wow, I never knew they actually existed..."

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coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

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