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israel

(verb.)

To claim someone else’s property or belongings as one’s own in order to steal it.

Ali: Jacob just israeled my $50 pen!

Omar: Oh! How did he do that?
Ali: He borrowed it from me for a day, carved his name on it, and took it as his!
Omar: What the hell!

by i3KBS October 25, 2023

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America

A beautiful and mighty empire which is famous for doing the following:
1- Takes a huge amount of taxes from its citizens and instead of self-improvement, it uses it for its foreign influence which often results in not very nice things.

2- Tries to lecture every other country about justice, peace, unity and goodness, while it directly and indirectly commits all kinds of atrocities to the outside world.
3- Blames other countries for wanting to resist injustice while it funds organizations that steal lands and displace people.

4- Forces other countries to accept their military bases to protect them, while not able to protect itself from ongoing crimes.

5- Invades other countries but does not call itself terrorist. However, when those countries defend themselves, it calls them terrorist.

6- It gives you the freedom to do anything, except the freedom to defend yourself against its political goals.

Joe: America is the land of peace and goodness.

Omar: My uncle died in Iraq in 2003 among hundreds of thousands of other people, and my friend died in Palestine in 2021 amongst thousands others.

by i3KBS November 9, 2023

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Palestine

noun

A Middle Eastern country that has been occupied by a European movement called Zionism since 1948 by the permission of another European country (The United Kingdom). This land has long been inhabited by Middle Eastern Muslims, Christians, and Jews.
The occupying forces have not been treating the indigenous people very nicely. For example, it has been terrorizing them, turning them into immigrants and refugees, killing them, demolishing their houses and places of worship, and bombing their hospitals, schools, bakeries, and homes.
Some people of Palestine had to leave their lands , while many others decided to stay and fight for their freedom to live. Those people are being called names by certain countries, and these names are not very nice.

Jacob: "I have been treated badly in Europe, can I stay in Palestine for a while? It's a beautiful country,"
Mohammed: "Sure! You are most welcome!"

Jacob: "Hey yeah so I am going to steal Palestine and I will call it Israel, I will bring everyone I like here, and I will have to give them your lands and houses."
Mohammed: "I mean, you can live here but I cannot let you steal my land!"
Jacob: "How confrontational and aggressive!! I guess I have no choice but to kill you, your kids, and your women. Sorry, but you made me do it."

by i3KBS November 9, 2023

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Zionism

A movement with the goal of achieving sovereignty and independence to the Jews.

It is represented by the country of Israel.

A country with advanced weaponry and intelligence, established in 1948, following the occupation of Palestine, which was done through very cruel and forceful activities, mainly the Nakbah amongst others.

Zionists believe that they are protecting themselves and establishing freedom, but in doing so, they have been causing unfair misery and misfortune to the innocent indigenous people, all while not feeling sorry for them, but actually expressing intense hatred and distaste towards them.

The indigenous people in Palestine are Semites, including Muslims, Christians, Jews. While most Israelis are Caucasians from Europe. DNA tests are prohibited in Israel.

Today, as of July 2024, this movement is still causing tragedy and misery, causing the loss of over 186,000 innocent lives including women and children, done by dropping a great number of highly explosive missiles, exceeding 45,000 bombs within the first 4 months, which weighed over 65,000 tons. Hiroshima bomb: 15,000 tons.

The Israelis claim that these bombs are being used to fight the Palestinian resistance. However, the overwhelming evidence shows that their bombs were on top of civilian buildings, including civilian houses, hospitals, children's schools, and others. The footage including victims of children, women and men is overwhelming.

Zionism/Israel: We are only targeting Hamas. All the innocent civilians we've expelled, killed, starved and bombed are all Hamas.

The UN: What you're doing is a crime. But you don't have to stop.

America: You have all the right to defend yourself from any danger. Here are billions of dollars. It's the taxes I've been collecting from my citizens.
Palestinian civilians: *suffering, dying, starving, etc.*
The rest of the world:

by i3KBS July 10, 2024

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