Fear of the apple product lines and other copy-cat companies that put an 'i' in front of every product they sell.
G1 "The iChair? What the hell does that even do? What pointless 'i' will they think of next..."
G2 "dude stop hating you are so iPhobic"
G1 *Shoots G2 with an iGun*
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