An iDouche is a pussy whipped guy that says stupid lovey dovey bullshit, especially on social networks, and generally acts like a douche.
Good morning beautiful. I love you and I can't stop thinking of you. I can't eat and can't sleep and just can't wait to see your beautiful smile again. I just bought a customer license plate with my name on it.
That's a fucking idouche.
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