failwhale

A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.

If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill

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Homosexually hot

Appealing to members of the same sex

Rihanna is homosexually hot..

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India

Imagine a country surrounded by BOTH landmasses AND water bodies, a terrain range of plateaus, mountains, valleys, beaches, cliffs, fertile plains and rapidly blossoming cityscapes. A country from where any of its 365/366 sunsets in a year are lens-worthy.with an inexpensive currency exchange rate. Imagine an ethnic diversity spread over 28 states and 7 union territories.

A country which does not just tolerate race and religion, but accounts for it. A country with the richest heritage and longest history. The most beautiful people.
A country with the most striking, imaginary, impossibly amazing art and architecture.

-POOF- Dream come true. There wasn't any need to imagine it,

India existed long before.

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I am Indian, and I am not afraid/ashamed to say so. Now, why would I be, considering my country is like, the most awesomest country in the whole wide world...?

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Synonym for awesome

Blue passports totally rock.
I have a blue passport

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"I bet that Pakistani hater on youtube who supports Britain would get totally owned if I told him/her that if not for the British, he would be living in a way better country by now"

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India is so India!!

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India has the largest democracy in the world

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Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

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Mother

The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.

It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)

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Donkey Kong

A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.

Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!

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evil jock concubine

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.

Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.

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