Cunt Bunt

The type of person who doesn’t give a fuck. She puts tampons in her belly button and judges you because she’s “iN tHe CoMfOrT oF hEr OwN hOmE.”

She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.

Megan, you Cunt Bunt! Quit pubeing on the avocado!

The Uncle Dan

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.

“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”

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