Fazli

A person who is of Middle Eastern descent. He has a thick beard that is patchy, and everyone tells him to shape it up and trim it, especially his aunt and grandma, but he doesn’t listen.

Also, his name is sometimes misspelled as Fazil. Which usually pisses him off, but doesn’t care.

Fazil, I mean Fazli, is, also, a tall kid, until his younger brother surpasses him in height, and he becomes salty.

Also, Fazli thinks that any human on earth can take down a bear. Ultimately, he doesn’t want to do this himself, or provide any proof, but will talk the talk and back it up with his own words.

Fazli will also be a guy that thinks he has a big dick, but in real life, he actually has a micropenis, and is ashamed to show it. Only his future wife will know.

Fazli, also, will be good at a COD game, until his favorite cousin of all time surpasses him, and he becomes salty.

Well, if you are Fazil, I am sorry. Oh wait, I mean Fazli.

Who is this bearded monkey? Oh wait, it’s Fazli!

Oh look, he thinks a man can beat a bear in a fight. Who is he? Oh shit, it’s my nigga Fazil, oh wait, fuck, it’s my nigga F A Z L I !

That nigga sucks at COD, who is he. OH SHIT, that’s my nigga FAZLI!

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