Pulling a terry

The art of being a douche practiced only by people, who's sole purpose is to piss of and/or irritate the hell out of people. This does not have to be a person that is named terry. It is just a broad generalization.

Man 1:"Dude, we are going out to have some drinks tonight, wanna come?"
Man 2:"Yeah, but man keep your voice down or tim is going to pull a terry and wanna come with"

Man 1: "Dude I just took a shit in McDonald's floor and got it everywhere!"
Man 2: "God dude, why do you have to be Pulling A Terry?"

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berserker

When a Man is Fingering a woman with his index finger and she is laying on her back, then while she isn't expecting it, he puts his ring and pinky finger in her butt.

This one ups the Shocker

Man 1: Dude, I had Lisa on her back and she was getting really into me fingering her, so I gave her the ol' Berserker

Man 2: Fucking sweet dude.

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Being a Terry

When some is being a complete Jackass or being a total douche.

Guy 1: "Hey guys I just pinched off a loaf in the McDonald's bathroom"

Guy 2: "Dude, why the hell did you do that? You need to quit being a Terry."

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