Banana Blizzard

The Banana Blizzard is the most misunderstood and uncommon of the fruity disasters, it is completely oblivious to nearly everything and is confused and unsure of the direction it plans to go. Although the Banana Blizzard is very hard to associate yourself with, everyone should make it a goal to see at least one within their lives. See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Kiwi Landslide.

Boy; "Turn your head in a fast jerking motion. It will please me"

Girl: No way!!

Bystander: OH NO HERE COMES THE BANANA BLIZZARD!!!

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Kiwi Landslide

The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.

See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard

Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D

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