Depressed

DEPRESSED:
/dəˈprest/
When someone is 'depressed' it means that they are not happy. They don't know what is causing them to be depressed, they just are. They feel hollow inside and don't know why. Depression is made up of: Anxiety, sadness, loneliness, and confusion.

There are sadly people that are depression posers. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell does he mean by 'depression posers?'"

'DEPRESSION POSERS' are people that state that they are depressed. They say they are depressed because someone recently dumped them, they aren't doing so well in school, or some other shitty reason. They will go off saying that they are "So depressed" and it gets annoying. They want attention. That's why they tell people they are depressed. Anyone with depression doesn't state it out loud, and probably doesn't know they even are depressed. Someone might go up and ask an actual depressed being if he/she is depressed. Depression posers say it before anyone asks them. Depression posers are attention whores and stereotypical emo kids. Now why the fuck are you lookin' up depression on Urban Dictionary? Eh, I guess some of the definitions can be funny. Why the fuck am I writing the definition for depression on urban dictionary? Well I guess to share my opinion and call out the 12-16 year olds who are depression posers.

Depressed Being: "I don't know what it is... It just feels like something is missing

Depression poser: "omfg, I'm so depressed."

Depressed Being: "Yeah dad... Everything's alright... I think.."

Depression Poser: "Dad, you wouldn't understand... I'm depressed."

Depressed Being: "It'll get better... whatever it is..."

Depression Poser: "I just want to shoot myself right now... Or slit my throat... Or cut myself. Man I'm so depressed."

Guy sitting next to depression poser: "Shut the fuck up."

Guy sitting next to depressed being: "Hey... You okay?"

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