Singlitis

A disorder caused due to being single for long periods of time...

Symptoms include:
-Anti socialism
-Sadness
-Irritability
-and much more...

Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..

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DFS

Dead
Fish
Syndrome

Tom: Look how Justin's just laying there.
Adam: He's got DFS

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