toptable

Where smart diners go.

Todays special - SLOW ROASTED LAMB WITH A MINT SAVING.

Most of the ads on UD are either bustedtees, mixedchicks and toptable.

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anal hole

the anal hole is a smarty way to say ass hole

shit comes out of my anal hole

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coward

A popular British surname.

Sarah's second name is Coward.

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Emo "bitch"

A girl who looks emo but is not.

She over there is an emo "bitch" lets go fuck her.

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cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

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