Super Straight

Someone who is secretly gay, but pretends not to be.

James: Hey man, you acting kinda gay nowadays, if you want to come out we'll be here for you.

Sam: Hell nah fam, I'm Super Straight, fuck those trans people fucking hate them and their LGBT shit.

James: Although I do not agree with you at all, I'll leave you be.

Sam (in his head): pfew, dodged a bullet there, let's check grindr for a bit.

I'm Super Straight! I'm taking a 4chan troll seriously!

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