butthoused

an underground variant of cornhole
in which leather bear types
(like the dude in village people)
get together and use sexual orientation
as an added mental challenge in the game
by adding bandanas to their outfit as flair
they can advertise their sexual orientation
and specific activities they like/have a fetish for
this can be used both to attract players
you find compatible with your tastes
but also strategies can be used to psyche out
other players by wearing 'decoy' colors to
upset their game and possibly gain an edge
but then you run the risk of advertising
an interest in sexual activities you disagree with
to other players that may be 'looking to score'

Shit! We were so butthoused last night!

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