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mule

To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.

Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.

by iam2eeyore December 3, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Flying Under the Gaydar

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.

I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.

by iam2eeyore November 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 21, 2009

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sploogicant

Sperm used as a lubricant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009


Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009


Fowl Strangulation

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010