To smuggle an object by hiding it in your ass.
Security wouldn't let me take my camera in to the game so I had to mule it.
3π 2π
To avoid being identified as a homosexual.
I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.
3π 3π
I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
5π 2π
In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.
The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.
I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.
19π 3π
The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.
Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.
I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.