smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

5👍 2👎

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

10👍 4👎

Thrash one out

To pull ones cock off, or to masturbate

Right Babe, I'm off to thrash one out (when girlfriend doesnt want sex)

3👍 1👎

Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

9👍 21👎

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit