Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

5👍 2👎

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

10👍 4👎

Kipper Knickers

Female who's personal hygeine is in question.

Hey look, here comes kipper knickers

9👍 19👎

Thrash one out

To pull ones cock off, or to masturbate

Right Babe, I'm off to thrash one out (when girlfriend doesnt want sex)

3👍 1👎

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!