Sozbergs

The act of apoligising, in a high pitched, whimsical voice, when one is not really sorry. Generally committed by an annoying female.

Me:did you drink the last of the water? we are in a desert!!

Celia: Sozbergs!

Rice

Rice, noun. A grain of the genus emeritus. Grows on a cob.

"Oh hey man look at that cob of
Rice"