Quejebub

Pronounced: kwee-gee-bub

People that are large, very large, and wearing spandex, lycra, or any other super clingy material that is waaaaaaay to small for them to be squeezing into. (You can find a lot of these at Walmart) It's a bonus if the outfit is a two piece.

Wow! Did you see that Quejebub in the housewares aisle? She mst have had to grease up to get that outfit on!

coconut hair

It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them

Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts