stalkward

a combination of the words "stalk" and "awkward", used to describe a person that is strangely and inexplicably informed/knowledgeable of another person's activities; also used to describe situations in which you could conclude that you were being followed/watched but probably not, and so it is just awkward.

"Oh man, how did he know that I went to Richmond yesterday? I haven't seen him in three months! That is so stalkward."

"This is getting a little stalkward. This is the fourth day in a row that I've bumped into you."

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