skidburn

when a person takes a very large shit in the toilet, flushes, and the large terd comes spinning around only to pop out of the water, skim ur ass, and thus you get skidburns.

*Flush*
"Oh God! skidburn....."
"aggh..."
*more toiletpaper*

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nigger muffin

a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin

i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina

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stubbed dick

when ones dick is so long that if they are not careful they will step on it while walking

this can sometimes end in loss in size

*black guy runing*

*guy trips on dick and loses three inches*

SHIT i stubbed dick

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