Opportunitang

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

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Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

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Gromie

Pronounced "grow-me" is a hybrid or combination-word used to define particularly black friends or fellow gang members.

Literally, it is a cross between the words negro and homie

In maths; negro + homie = gromie

Shit son, get your gromie-ass over here and help me bust up this muthafucka

Yo fellow gromie, hows it hanging? Low, I expect, due to our stereotypical massive penises

Omg it's mr T, WASSUP GROMIE?!

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