chable

Chair and table but it saves time saying chable instead.

A: “get me a chable”
B: “what the freaking frackity poo is a chable”
A: “oh just a chair and a table but shortened to save time!”
B: “wow ur so cool omg”

primal screech

what someone does when they’re getting kidnapped/assaulted.

A: “lalalalalala we’re having a jolly not stinkle wonkle walk”
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.

what the frickity frackity poo

Even worse than regular old curse words 😨 super super bad (can be used as noun and adjective)

A: “omg I just failed my test”
B: “mine is frickity frackity poo material.”
A: “omg what’d u get”
B: “the teacher didn’t like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%”
A: “what the frickity frackity poo”

stinkle wonkle

It is a real word used world wide to express pure rejection and confusion at the same time.

A: “Hey man, you suck.”
B: “stinkle wonkle”