wanksta

a combination of "wack" and "gangsta".
in other words a wannabe gangsta and a loser

wanksta: i'm a gangsta! see, ive got a wata gun

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Windows XP

9 out of 5 experts agree that windows "xp" means :
- windows : please eXPlain
- windows : requires eXPerience

first clueless soul : "whoa! i need an eXPlanation!"
second clueless soul : "I need more eXPerience to use this OS!"

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god

to me, god is a giant cheeseburger...and i must dance around cheeseburgers and then eat them to appease my god.
i can do this cuz it's my right to

"oh my god, this cheeseburger is great!"

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