fishing

the act of an upperclassman going for a freshman

i got a lot of shit about going fishing back in sophomore year

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planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

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throw the card

memorial high term for when somebody claims discrimination due to race, religion, etc.

hugh made fun of katy, so katy threw down the jew card

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mike jones

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

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keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

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pony up

to pay up after losing in poker or other card games

my full house beat your pair, pony up biatch

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michael watts

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.

mike watts is the shit

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