Ian

Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits

Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…

Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club