IB

IB: Ok you have to take 6 subjects and also you have to write this 4000 word essay

Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*

IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs

Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?

IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous

Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-

IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?

IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?

IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours

Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

IB: Holistic learning

Student: Yeah! College! Future!

IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it

Student: *mental breakdown*

Non-IB Student: Hey man! How you doing!
IB Student: I take IB
Non-IB Student: oh. sorry man