Frog Eye

When a mans pants are tight enough that a testicle can be seen on each side of the pant seam.

The male version of the camel toe.

He needs a pair of baggy jeans, I can see his frog eyes staring at me.

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clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

Bread Box

Slang for "yeast infection".

I haven't had sex with my girl in over a week. She has a wicked case of bread box.

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