clammy mouth

1. A term for having spunk in ypur mouth. Often used to describe people post sex
2. A way of describing someone sucking up to someone else, suggesting that their friendship is so close that have clammy mouths

1. I gave that girl a real good clammy mouth last night

2. A. Look at those over there!
B. They are verbally bumming each other
A. Yeah, they are a right pair of clammy mouths

ptext

Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done.

Whilst on the toilet, i sent a ptext to aj to sort out the evenings plans