Chocolate Ass Cream

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo

My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper

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OCP

OCP stands for Obsessive Compulsive Procrastination. It's like OCD but instead you have a bad habit of putting things off.

Girl 1: have you done the history homework yet?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Still? You must have OCP.

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