LBJ

Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.

Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.

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freedom pass

A pass issued by Colonial Williamsburg that allows the bearer free admission for the year. The freedom pass is sometimes mistaken for passport by Patrick-esque individuals.

Mom, I forgot my freedom pass!

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