homoaquatic

Two naked guys in a pool. Not usually corresponding with being a homosexual because there is a thin layer of water that technically protects against one man becoming gay.

Chet "What did you do last night? I read today in the New York times you got a little homoaquatic."
Montgomery "Well Chet I'm glad you asked. Wilbert and I went to the country club where we found out there was no one else there. Upon this delightful discovery we disrobed immediately and got a little homoaqautic in the pool. That was when our mexican housekeeper Maria walked in. In the end it was cool because we weren't touching dinks, we were just naked, in a pool, together."

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Squozed

The past tense act of squeezing.

Can be used as Squozen as well.

Jules "Yummm, that some freshly squozed lemonade."
Monica "What the fuck is squozed, do you mean squeezed?"
Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."

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