Motel Sunburn

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.

I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.

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satanistic

Eminem's clever variation of the word "satanic" as found in the song Bad Influence. "My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist. Make you satanistic. Make you take the pistol to your face..."

If you're Eminem and need to half hazardly incorporate a rhyme with "wrist", just make up a word like "satanistic".

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Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.

"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."

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Boss

Noun; Word used by sport-fisherman to describe an enormous catch. A boss fish is usually at the top of the food-chain, meaning that there is no other fish in the area that would dare contend with it. When a fish slams on an angler's line and it is clear that the animal is not an ordinary fish, it is obvious that the fish is a boss. On occasion, the fish comes in slowly and it is unclear whether or not the fish is a boss. Once the fish is actually witnesses, it can be determined if it is a boss.

If your line gets slammed by a fish and it is instantly clear that it's a monster, you can vocally declare, "Hell yea! It's a boss!" This can be assigned to any species as long as the animal is extraordinarily large for it's species. Example: Boss-Bass, Boss-Pike, Boss-Walleye, etc.

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Scarsh

A scarsh is a craving for a specific food. A scarsh brings on a nagging hunger for a certain food or snack. The scarsh is cured when you eat that exact food.

I’m having a grilled cheese scarsh!

I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!

This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.

Alabama Chips

Noun; phrase used to describe dried up semen that has gone from a liquid to a solid, usually found on the lower back of someone's sexual partner the next day after they passed out face down. Alabama Chips can be found on solid surfaces like a glass table as well.

A guy will tell his friends, "I busted my massive load on her back and I peeled the Alabama Chips off the next day and fed them to her!"

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Cigaretted-Out

1. Cigaretted-Out is a condition where a person, usually women, is utterly Ravaged by tobacco. The symptoms include dry skin, yellow teeth, crow's feet and a general look of bad health.

2. Cigaretted-Out can also describe a smoker's condition after several hours of steady chain-smoking at an event like a concert. The thought of having another cigarette makes them sick at that point because they have achieved the maximum amount of nicotine that the body will allow.

1. "Look how Ravaged that girl is. She's 25 and looks like she's 40! She's all Cigaretted-Out."

2. "I just got home from Woodstock. I musta smoked 20 packs of cigarettes in 4 days. I'm totally Cigaretted-Out!"

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