jiaven

super ultra kind hearted and independent woman, but has an inner teenage girl who loves pink bubbles and bubbletea, practically a role model across all dynasties, possesses all good virtues that you can possibly think of. Will never hesitate to help you, even if you're a stranger. Innocent but smart, simple and beautiful. A jiaven is someone who gets younger and younger everytime you see her. Embodies the spirit of and lives by Oath of Chinese medicine doctors. Truly an angel.

Her: "Do you know who is Jiaven?"
Him: "Of course! She is SOOOOOOOOOOO niceeeeeee, everyone loves her!"

Ya Wen

the only doctor that patients LOVE to be scolded by. The more ya wen scolds her patients, the more her patients love her. Only Ya Wen has this authority and unique charm to make her patients fall in love with her. She loves Chocolate croissants, hates room temperature bubbletea, and is against steamboats. Ultra caring. Never afraid to speak her mind. Be careful though, her smile is extremely contagious. Once you see her smile, you will be addicted to it, there is no turning back. Everyone secretly wants to give Ya Wen a hug. But she is clueless about it, she is so innocent and pure like a white angel, but an angel that scolds and gives unlimited love to everyone around her. Super kind-hearted, her heart is GOLDEN IN COLOUR.

Person: "Will MRI harm my body? Can I do MRI?"
Doctor: "No, MRI is harmless. You are fine to do a MRI unless you're a Ya Wen. Ya Wens have gold hearts, which is a metal and hence unable to do MRIs."
Person: "Oh remove my heart then."
Doctor: "... you will die without a heart."

Pengyishi

Someone you can trust your life with in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPE. The KINDEST of the kindest human being on Earth. A physician who possesses multiple skills, yoga, qigong, ayurveda, tcm, functional medicine, conventional medicine, naturopathy, you name it, HE HAS IT. Aka a powerful manipulator of herbal medicine. A pengyishi has amazing amazing healing abilities, he often can do things that other doctors can't. Emergency doctor, CALL HIM if you are in desperation for medical help. Someone with extreme patience, you can spam text a Pengyishi 20 times and he will still take you seriously and reply your every message with dedication. Inhumanly kind and has a weird humour, NICEST NICEST NICEST physician who will never break your heart, never make you tear, never make you feel h o p e l e s s. Pengyishi makes his patients feel heard, not hurt. A person full of love and light however, HATES and DETESTS cold to the core.

Patient: "Which Yishi do you recommend?"
Patient 2: "Pengyishi!!!! You MUST see him!!!"
Patient: "Ng Yishi?"
PAtIeNt 2: "PENGyishi."
Patient: "Eng Yishi??"
pAtiEnT 2: "PENGGGGGGyishi!!!!"
Patient: "Feng Yishi???"
PatieNT2: "PPPPEEEEEENGYISHI!!!!!!!!"
Patient: "Ben Yishi?"
Patient: "Nvm. Your kidney deficiency is too serious to be saved. Your hearing is hopeless."

After seeing Pengyishi,
Pengyishi: "How is the medication? I am Pengyishi by the way."
Patient: "Oh hello Pengyshi!"
Patient 2: "You have CURED HIS KIDNEY DEFICIENCY!!! finally."

Jing Yang

Father of study, aka Xue-ba. An enlightened being who understands the true meaning behind self care is no self care and no self care is self care. You don't understand? Guess you're not a Jing Yang. Very open-minded and receptive.

Girl: "I have a strict morning and night time routine, I wash my face with a mild cleanser for my combination skin type and then apply Vitamin ABCDEK serums! Why is my skin still so shitty while Jing Yang applies NOTHING and has FLAWLESS SKIN. Share your secret, spill the beans."
Jingyang: "All I can say is, my selfcare routine is no selfcare routine."
Girl: "I am so confused."
Friend: "He eats super clean, sleeps early and exercises."
Jingyang: "Thank you. It's just like when you look into the mirror and see that your skin is dirty, you clean your skin, not wipe the mirror, right?"
Girl: "Oh...once a Xue-ba, forever a Xue-ba..."