Shoenicorn

Can also be spelled Shunicorn. It is a beautiful shoe you own. You cannot find its mate but it is too good to throw away. You will never wear it and it makes you sad.

Why do you have those beautiful single shoes on your shelf at work.

They are Shoenicorns and I am just thankful to be able to look at them

lumpdate

Report on lumps found on the body.
Reason for mother to call constantly.

My mother called to give me the latest lumpdate. She said it was the biggest one the doctor had ever seen. Big as a grapefruit.

buttsome

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

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pubism

An art or photography or pornography style that focues on the genital area.

Penthouse competed with Playboy by adding more lady parts to their photos. Publisher Bob Guccione is considered the father of Pubism.

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Dwelve

To stay on a topic too long and in too much detail.

The autistic child would dwelve on the train schedules for years.

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Fishegass.

Combination of the yiddish word, mishegas, meaning craziness or crazy talk and fish. Crazy talk about fish.

That custom of tying a carp to the bed for better health is just a bunch of fishegass.

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quartermain

Being drunk but having to go to the bathroom and being afraid of getting up or changing position because it may cause you to go back to the state of nausea.

I might pee the bed but I don't want to quartermain.

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