TILF

TILF stands for Teacher I'd Like to Fuck. It's the same idea as MILF, but you know, some of us get lucky and we get an outrageously attractive teacher for a whole school year.

Student 1: "I heard we're getting a hot math teacher."

*Hot teacher walks into the classroom in slow motion while her hair flies in a sexy motion from the blowing of the fan while "American Pearl-Automatic" plays in the background.*

Student 1&2: *pound fists together with a sly grin*

Student 2: "I can't believe we finally got a TILF!"